Interesting Quotes!

Found in the Newpaper today thought i'd share a few :)

Miser: A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.

Optimist: A person who while falling from Eiffel Tower says in midway: "See, i'm not injured yet."

Opportunist: A person who starts taking a bath if he accidentally falls into a river.

Criminal: A guy no different from the rest except that he got caught.

Boss: Someone who is early when are late and late when you are early. (My Fav!!! Lol)