Superman?

I think i'm turning into Superman...

First i broke my office key with a simple twist in the lock...

Then i tried to turn my room window's locked latch to see if it really was locked and the whole metal latch (almost brand new, no not rusty...) just broke off...

Now i'm sitting here in my Superman boxers and Superman T-shirt waiting for X-ray vision to come ^^

Someone just kill me with kryptonite... -.-"